Monday, May 08, 2006

DOES THIS MAKE YOU HORNY?

A few notes from over the weekend.

First, as you'll all notice, I've dumped the black backround. I hope all you whiny bitches out there are happy about this.

Second: The beer count hit triple digits on Saturday (105). As predicted, I banged down many a free taste at the First Communion party on Saturday. I then returned home and had several more freebies on my next door neighbor. I closed out the night with some chinese food. Needless to say, Sunday morning I was the perfect picture of stench.

As for Sunday morning, I played softball for the second straight Sunday. Problem is I didn't properly stretch before hand and therefor my thighs now feel as I just had a 45-minute lap dance from Star Jones. Talk about Stench.

One last thing for all you hockey fans out there. CHeck out this link. http://www.2khockey.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=7762&st=0/

It's an audio file of every NHL goal horn.
Needless to say after Saturday's festivities, the Pendleton children are quite sick of the Hurricanes horn, since it felt as if it were on a continuous loop. I warned them, there is more to come.

I had the Springsteen CD in my hand last Tuesday at Best Buy (I was there to pick up Pearl Jam's latest album - which I must say is pretty damn good), but put it back. I'm going to by my second CD in a week (and the last 10 years) this Tuesday, when the Flea and Boys' latest realease - Stadium Arcadium - hits the shelves. I must say I was really set to buy the Bruce CD this week, but I saw in the Best Buy circular there is a now 2-DVD Poseidon Adventure set out. I already own the original, but if this one has even 10 seconds of Roddy McDowell comentary, consider it bought.

As for Bruce, shame on him for charging $92 face value for tix at the PNC Bank Arts Center. At least the seats where you could sit in the rain and watch the show on a video screen are only $50. Not suprisinly, all the lemmings the Garden State have already scooped up the tickets. I'm telling ya, as a goof, the dude should do a show where he just sits on a couch and watches TV for two hours and see how many people pay out their ass to see that.

Last thing, another great website to check out is www.jerseycitysnakes.com

4 comments:

jersey girl said...

If the choices are the black background or Star Jones' fat ass in a bathing suit, I'll go with the black background every day and twice on Sunday.

Pete said...

And shame on ticketmaster for adding a 20 percent "convenience charge" on top of the $92 bills, and then a "order processing charge" on top of that.

It's no convenience for me to bent over and anally probed by a ticket company.

As a character once told me and Rico on a ski lift, "It's raping and pillaging. It's not, but it is."

Joependleton said...

And by the way, you have to shell out another $30 if you wish to park your car somewhere in Monmouth County for the show.

The whole thing is a joke, but as long as people pay it, why should they stop?

jersey girl said...

You know, I don't mind if you don't post on a daily basis, but do you have to leave that blindness-causing photo at the top of the page for days on end?