HOLMES AND YO YO

I'm sure all you dudes out there are crushed by the latest Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise news. And I'm sure most of you women our there are wondering why all men are so crushed by this.

So here it is in a nutshell.

Katie Holmes is very cute. She's doesn't live on whore Island with Paris Hilton, her Hubestank count is very low and she hasn't dated every QB in the NFL and Arena Football League. And there, is the rub.

While most men realize they have no shot with Hilton or Tara Reid or most of your young skanks running around Hollywood, they actually believed they would have a shot with Ms. Holmes. She's nice, wholesome, a gal you could bring home to mom. In reality, no average dude would even get into the batter's box with her, but it's a nice - and somewhat - slightly realistic fantasy.


And then out of nowhere comes Mr. Cruise. Gay or not? I'm not sure. I don't care. But, for the most part, he could have any dame he wants, and L. Ron Hubbard Jr. goes and picks our Katie. It's just not right. We all believed we could have Katie at hello and he goes and gets her.



Anyway, you gals out there, if you bring up the Holmes-Cruise relationship in front of any dude, you will now understand why they are so upset.