WHAT A YEAR 2007 WAS

Now, this is not a misprint, rather - thanks to the FNC time machine - this is the year end post for 2007. Now, I can't tell you everthing that happened in 07, like lottery numbers and crap like that, but this is stuff I remember happening. Anway, let's review the top 10 events of 2007 in no particular order.

She Did It Again - Britney Spears, thanks to more panty-less partying, losses custody of her children to K-Fed, who, in an attempt to make cash and some headlines, auctions off the children. The auction gets ugly, but Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt barely beat out Madona for the young Fed kids.

Stench - For the second time in less than four months, an awful odor emenates all over New York City. Officials, after plenty of tests, determine it's not a natural gas leak, rather the play of Alex Rodriguez.

Rudy - Rudy Guiliani drops his presidential bid when, during a debate he rips Barack Obama for a highly anti-semitic film and the 9/11 attacks. When's he's reminded the film was called Borat and that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11, he quits the race and goes on a multi-million dollar lecture circuit about the difference between Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden.

RU Crazy - In perhaps the most shocking event of the year, Rutgers football coach Greg Schiano is appointed Governor of New Jersey after leading the Knights to a second-place finish in the Big East. During his swearing in, word comes down the Joe Paterno is leaving Penn State and Schiano hands the state over to Fred Hill Jr. and immediately heads to Happy Valley.

Not yet - Fishing Not Catching's 10 Most Overrated Bands list doesn't get posted until the middle of January. The four fans of the site are upset.

Saints Alive - The New Orleans Saints reach Super Bowl XLI, but the game is never played as Aaron Neville's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner takes 3 hours and 40 minutes to complete. Viewers hammer CBS with calls, but not because the game is never played, but because they don't get another chance to hear John Cougar's "This Is Our Country" 20 times.

I DO Believe it - In perhaps the oddest event of the year, Localshill's wedding is interuped when, during the ceremony, Tom Abatemarco and Bob Wenzel begin shouting obcenities at local shill from the front row of the church.

Net loss - The entire world is thrown into disarray when the world wide web crashes for 2 weeks. Scientists figure out the problem stemmed from Sandman's 15,000-screen post in which he ranks every band that ever put out an album. After futher digging, it's revealed the size of the post is not the problem, but the fact that he ranked 4-Non Blondes over the Beatles caused the computers all over the world to crash.

Letterman - Squawking VFR founder Pete gets into hot water in his new gig, when he writes a scathing letter to the editor of his own paper ripping his own handiwork.

Gardenstate - The celebrity wedding of the year takes place in December when Jerseygirl and Brett Favre tie the knot. It's a storybook romance until the tabloids reveal the two met while in rehab for painkillers. It's clear from day 1 who wears the pants in the family, as Favre quickly comes out of retirment and somehow lands as the starting QB at Ohio State. Sorry about the photo, JG, but I saw it on google and couldn't resist.